DWOAH: Remake Nemesis vs Lance Corporal Calder
Deadliest warriors of all historyRemake Nemesis vs Lance Corporal CalderLeave no human aliveRemake Nemesis info:Height: 7 foot 3Weight: 286lbsWeapons: Bare Hands, Tendrils, Claws, Rocket Launcher, FlamethrowerStrengths: Like its predecessor in the original Resident Evil 3 the remake Nemesis was created to help in wiping out the remaining S.T.A.R.S members in Raccoon City, Extreme strength (Is considered to be one of the strongest BOW’s ever created in Resident Evil, Can smash through concrete walls with ease, Wields its Rocket Launcher and Flamethrower one handed, Can effortlessly lift fully grown humans with one hand, Can jump well over 30 feet into the air), Extreme durability (Small arms fire does nothing to it, Is only stunned by Rocket Launcher fire, No sells being set on fire multiple times, Is perfectly fine after falling several storeys, It takes a Rail Gun blast directly to the inside of its skull and the nuking of Raccoon City to put it down for good), Peak human speed (Whilst normally moving in a brisk charge it can sprint at over 20mph), Extreme healing factor (Bullet wounds heal in seconds), Is considered to be one of the first intelligent BOW’s as it can follow orders to the letter, Can infect people with the T-Virus via his Tendril, Can implant Parasites into standard Zombies to enhance them into Parasite Zombies, Its body constantly adapts to outside stimuli and will outright transform if its body because too damaged to function in its current form.Weaknesses: Despite its immense durability the Nemesis isn’t immortal and can be felled and outright killed if its body is damaged enough, With every transformation the Nemesis becomes more wild and feral.Lance Corporal Calder info:Height: 6 footWeight: 166lbsWeapons: Bare Hands, Exo-Suit, GrenadesStrengths: Is the main antagonist and final boss of Dead Rising 4 as well as the one who set off the second Willamette Outbreak, Extreme strength (As both a Zombie and constantly wearing an Exo-Suit Calder possesses strength far above a peak human, Can harm the likes of Frank West even when he is wearing his own Exo-Suit, Can punch through reinforced steel doors, Broke out of the cell that was made specifically to hold him), Extreme durability (Can be considered to be one of the toughest opponents Frank West ever faced, Can survived dozens if not hundreds of bullets and multiple explosions), Above peak human speed (His Exo-Suit allows him to sprint faster than a regular human), Maintained his human intelligence and military experience after becoming a Zombie.Weaknesses: Despite his Zombification and Exo-Suit enhancing his natural durability Calder is still very much mortal.Battle begin!“S.T.A.R.SSSS!!!!”.The Nemesis’ signature roar echoed through Raccoon City’s Zombie infested streets as it marched after Jill Valentine, taking aim with its Rocket Launcher and firing only to narrowly miss the Survivor and blow up a car she was running by, the explosion sending Jill flying over a ruined wall to which Nemesis promptly ran into to smash it down.As the wall came down the BOW found that were was a good dozen foot drop to the street below behind it and Jill wasn’t alone down there, a strange looking Zombie in what appeared to be a Power Suit holding up the Survivor in one hand seemingly ready to crush her in his grasp, yes it was its sole purpose to make sure people like Jill didn’t leave the city alive but it was ITS mission to do so.“S.T.A.R.SSSSS!!!!!” the Nemesis bellowed, getting Calder’s attention, the Super Zombie looking up at the BOW and throwing Jill away, making the Survivor slam into a nearby car, shattering the window and setting off the alarm before she promptly scrambled up to run away from the approaching Zombies.“And what the hell are you?” Calder hissed as the Nemesis jumped down to his level, the ground shaking under its landing “not human, not part of the Great Chain” he continued as he and the Nemesis began to circle each other “but still does not belong!”.With another growl the Nemesis raised his Rocket Launcher and fired it again, launching a Rocket directly at Calder he batted it aside sending the Explosive careening through the air to blow up an apartment building wall behind him as the Super Zombie charged at the Nemesis, the BOW firing two more Rockets only for Calder to bat the second one away like the first and outright weave around the third before launching himself at the Nemesis with a jumping punch.As his Exo-Suit powered Fist connected with the Nemesis’ face it staggered the BOW, making it drop its Rocket Launcher with a snarl before he swept its left arm out at Calder, batting the Super Zombie back giving the Nemesis room to slam its foot to the ground and splay out its arms with a roar of “S.T.A.R.SSSSS!!!!”.Sliding on his heels to bring himself to a stop Calder was quick to charge at the Nemesis again as the BOW charged in kind, both Undead throwing their Fists forward to slam them together, the Exo-Suit’s metal creaking from the Nemesis’ strength whilst the BOW’s arms rippled and swelled under its bindings, adapting to the increased power the Suit gave Calder.Pulling his Fist back Calder then began to wildly punch at the Nemesis’ chest and face as fast as his Suit would allow him, the BOW outright tanking every hit as it began to march forward forcing Calder to backpedal whilst punching all whilst a Tendril slowly emerged from the Nemesis’ wrist.Taking several more punches to the chest the Nemesis then suddenly grabbed Calder by the throat, hoisting the Super Zombie off of his feet as its Tendril wrapped around his neck before its tip was driven into his chest, using it more to hold him in place than infect him as he was already a Zombie.As Calder struggled in its grasp and pounded at its arm the Nemesis raised its other arm and splayed out its fingers, its palm opening to reveal a Parasite identical to the ones it had used to enhance the T-Virus Zombies that roamed Raccoon Cities streets.Seeing the approaching Parasite Calder reached down to his hips to grab a Grenade, priming it before forcing it into the Nemesis’ hand, the BOW reflexively gripping it before letting out a pained noise as the Grenade went off, destroying the Parasite in its palm as well as nearly blasting off three of its fingers leaving them hanging on by threads of string as the blast forced it to drop Calder whilst its digits healed.Landing hard on his feet Calder rushed forward to tackle the Nemesis around the waist before heaving the BOW into the air and letting himself fall backwards to slam the Nemesis’ head to the concrete, the impact shattering the walkway under the Nemesis’ head making it growl as the part of its head that made contact with the ground caved in slightly.Releasing his grasp on the BOW’s waist Calder then grabbed it by the collar and belt of its ‘clothing’ to literally bum rush it down the street, smashing the Nemesis into every car he ran passed before hurling it down the street making it crash into the pod it had been released into the city from, sending the BOW half way through it before it pulled itself free dragging out a Flamethrower with it from within the pod.Ripping out the Flamethrowers’ fuel tank and throwing it over its shoulder the Nemesis turned and let loose with the Pyrotechnic Weapon, engulfing the entire street in front of it in flames with a bellow roar of “S.T.A.R.SSSSSS!!!!!!”.As the Flames surged towards him Calder raised the metal arms of his Suit to shield his face before powering through the fire, gritting his teeth as his necrotic skin burned from the constant stream of Flame.Through the billowing Flames of its Flamethrower the Nemesis couldn’t see Calder’s approach until he was right in front of it, the Super Zombie grabbing hold of the Flamethrower to try to wrench it from the BOW’s grasp only to find its grip to be stronger than cast iron, only managing to force the Weapon away before he was grabbed by the Nemesis’ free hand in a crushing grip around his head.Feeling his skull start to crack under the pressure of the BOW’s fingers Calder brought a foot down on the nozzle of the Flamethrower to bend it out of shape and cut off the stream of Flames it was spitting, making the Nemesis growl in anger as it released the Weapon and used its now free hand to punch Calder hard in the stomach, the force of it nearly bending the Super Zombie in half as the BOW then used its grip on his head to slam him repeatedly against the concrete.As the road repeatedly cracked under the impact the Nemesis then threw Calder down the street sending him crashing into a car hard enough to crumple it near completely flat, his head spinning and vision blurry as he could just barely make out the Nemesis marching towards him, each booming footstep from the BOW sounding like an explosion going off in his head.As his vision cleared he saw that whilst the Nemesis had stopped using its Flamethrower the tank was still strung over its shoulder giving the Super Zombie an idea, slyly pulling out a Grenade and priming it whilst waiting for the BOW to get just close enough.Waiting until the Nemesis was roughly fifteen feet away and reaching out at him with its Tendril emerging from its wrist Calder threw the Grenade at the fuel tank, the detonation igniting the fuel within the tank engulfing the Nemesis in an explosion that shook the entire street and forced the ruined cars back several feet from the blast force of it.Now completely engulfed in flame the Nemesis wildly thrashed around as it staggered around the street, flailing its arms in every direction as the flames seemed near impossibly to fan out since its body was completely covered in the burning fuel, the BOW eventually falling to its hands and knees slowly reaching out to grab to grab at Calder before slumping forward onto its front completely still as its body smouldered.Climbing off of the ruined car Calder sneered down at the motionless Nemesis “filthy abomination, not part of the Great Chain but another disgusting machination of it” he hissed marching over and raising his foot aiming to crush the BOW’s head when the Nemesis suddenly moved violently making Calder pause.Gripping its Fists tightly the Nemesis slammed them to the ground as its body began to pulse and change, the sounds of breaking bones and tearing flesh filling the air as the Nemesis’ legs snapped and reshaped, going from from one joint to two whilst its fingers burst off to be replaced by massive Claws, the bindings along its back splitting and tearing as its spinal column burst from its back and the flesh of its neck further tearing as it elongated, the once bipedal BOW now adopting a quadrupedal stance as flesh covered its eyes giving it the illusion of being blind.Exclaiming in disgust at the Nemesis’ new form Calder move to stomp on its head again only for the Nemesis to lash out with its new Claws, them being so sharp that they carved through the metal of the Exo-Suit to cut deep into the necrotic flesh of his thigh causing him to fall hard to the ground.As the Super Zombie hit the ground the Nemesis pounced upon him, pinning his right arm down until its Claws before going in to bite at his head, Calder wildly throwing left hooks to hold the BOW back before quickly grabbing another Grenade and jamming it in the Nemesis’ mouth as it in turn bit down on his Fist.Unable to pull his hand free Calder could only scream out in pain as his left hand was blasted off as the Grenade went off in the Nemesis’ mouth, forcing the BOW to jump off of the Super Zombie with smoke billowing out of its now heavily damaged mouth before it took off on all fours, starting to furiously circle the Super Zombie as Calder forced himself back up to his feet.Clutching his heavily damaged left arm Calder glared with furious hate as he followed the Nemesis as it thundered around him in a tight circle, the Super Zombie then drawing and throwing Grenades over and over in an attempt to at least drive the BOW back but with his battle damage he couldn’t score a good throw, only managing to blow up the cars around him until he found himself out of Explosives.With that the Nemesis struck, jumping off of a crushed car to lunge at Calder in the manner of a Cat, the Claws of its right hand impaling the Super Zombie straight through the middle before they were driven into the concrete to pin Calder down as it growled in his face.Gnashing his teeth back at it Calder tried his best to throw a right hook at its face only for the Nemesis to outright crush his arm under its hand as it pinned it down, the Nemesis then moving its face closer as it opened its mottled mouth.But instead of biting however it opened its jaw even wider to unleash a Tendril identical to the one that had been inside its wrist to drive it straight through Calder’s skull, utterly destroying his brain and ending the Super Zombies life as he went still under the BOW.Pulling the Tendril free the Nemesis then moved its hand from Calder’s arm to his head, crushing it under its weight as it threw its head back in a bellowing roar that echoed throughout Raccoon City.It may have won this battle but it’s mission wasn’t complete.Members of S.T.A.R.S still lived.Winner: Remake NemesisAnd there’s the second battle of this year's Halloween special down and for it I return to the behemoth that is Resident Evil with the remade version of its ‘icon’ BOW.So why does the Remake Nemesis beat Lance Corporal Calder?Well other than intelligence and experience the Nemesis has Calder beat in every single category, yes they were tied on speed when the Nemesis was in its first form but the moment it became a quadruped it easily took the speed category as well.What truly made this fight near impossible for Calder to win however as the sheer durability of the Nemesis as in game it took countless bullets, multiple explosions, being doused in fire, engulfed in acid, taking a Rail Gun blast directly inside of its head and finally a god damn Nuke to put the Nemesis down permanently, meaning that Calders Weaponry has little to no chance of damaging the Nemesis enough to grant him a victory.
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